Kid: I don’t like this class. It’s too much work.
Teacher: I’m just asking for a goal you might have for the year.
Kid: To get on the Honor roll.
Teacher: What is keeping you from that?
Kid: My laziness.
Teacher: So, you don’t like work. You want to get on the Honor roll. But you are lazy…
[silence]
Teacher: Critical thinking skills are lacking a bit.
Kid: What?
Teacher: Not the sharpest hammer in the shed.
[silence]
Kid: But, hammers aren’t sharp.
Teacher: -_-
Teacher: Get out of my class.
